Little Britain

I am now in the possession of a lovely, new and clean British Passport.

One is therefore able to enter any country, slap the customs officer across the face with said burgundy Passport and say: “Hello my good man, Her Britannic Majesty’s Secretary of State requests and requires in the name of Her Majesty all those whom it may concern to allow me to pass freely without let or hindrance, and to afford me such assistance and protection as may be necessary. Wot-wot”

Another piece of good news I have now received ‘Little Britain’ a comedy on DVD rated 15. It was snatched by the Board of Film Censors, Singapore a month ago via the post.

It has been now been re-classified as ‘Mature 18’ at a cost of S$11.80. I can now sleep soundly at night knowing no visual corruption will enter my household!